Undercover Monsters / The Dudikoffs Split

by Undercover Monsters / The Dudikoffs

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Seven songs about social anxiety, fantasies, desperation, the undead, responsibility, being a bad ass, and dancing.

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released 24 February 2013

Undercover Monsters are Ty, Jeff, Emily, and The David

The Dudikoffs are Danny, Alex, and Tom

*Tracks 1, 3, and 5 by Undercover Monsters
*Tracks 2, 4, and 6 by The Dudikoffs

Recorded at The Brethren Studios
Produced / Engineered / Mixed / Mastered
by Jeff Ravsten

Courtesy of Super Homie Friends Records

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Track Name: Undercover Monsters - What Can You Do?
Wishing I had the answers
But knowing I'm so screwed
What can we do?
What can we do?

Never learned from my mistakes
I don't have what it takes
What can we do?
What can we do?

I cry alone in bed
Wishing I was dead
Feeling fake as fuck going out tonight
Don't wanna see my friends
Never hear the end
Cause once again I know they were right

Chew me up and spit me out
We can't just start a new
What can we do?
What can we do?

I cry alone in bed
Wishing I was dead
Feeling fake as fuck going out tonight
Don't wanna see my friends
Never hear the end
Cause once again I know they were right
Track Name: The Dudikoffs - Day Dreaming
Come here every day and I ain't never seen you around here before Turned around and saw your smile I'm glad you didn't see it when I hit the door
Close enough to see your eyes and now I realize I gotta know some more
So now I'm asking all around I'm trying to figure out exactly who you are
What's your favorite movie girl and who's your favorite band and what's your sign?
I don't believe in astrology but if it says we're meant to be than I just might
I've got all these questions that I want to ask and I don't even know your name
I wanna get to know you girl I hope you feel the same

It's your first day on the job and you already got me caught

Caught me daydreaming
Track Name: Undercover Monsters - Actin' Shady
Met you at some shitty show
Hated every band that played
Relationship games they all suck
Called you up the next day

Are you holding back or you all in?
Are you holding back or you all in?
I never waste my time

Hit me up when you feel sad
And got nothing better
Hope you that I'm not mad
You're the best that I can get

Are you holding back or you all in?
Are you holding back or you all in?
I never waste my time

Maybe I have too much love
You have nothing for me
When it comes to push and shove
You just throw me off that cliff

Are you holding back or you all in?
Are you holding back or you all in?
I never waste my time
Track Name: The Dudikoffs - Zombierama
Don't go
I need you here with me tonight I swear I heard something outside
They're out there I hear them walking through the trees
You laugh and say it's just a breeze
Just trust me
I've read some books I've watched TV
Seen every single B-movie
Prepared me for the things I'd see
They're brain-eating zombies!

Oh no
They're right outside my door tonight
Oh no
There's no time to run and hide
Oh no
Don't be scared we've got to fight
Oh no

The undead
Are hanging out in my front yard
They wanna get in and bite my heart
Let's do this
I wasn't expecting company
But I've dreamt of the day they'd come for me
It's go time
Party at my place don't be late
Destroy the brain's the name of the game
It's Zombierama and it's going insane
Like brain-eating zombies!
Track Name: Undercover Monsters - Big Girl World
She's confused
And feeling blue
A little messed up she don't know what to do
With her life
It's so hard
Nothing's ever lasts, we've all been there before

Hey hey there baby
Welcome to the big girl world

She's pointing fingers
All around
Thumbs in the air hitchin' rides downtown
Now dry your eyes
And be strong
Sack up little girl and keep moving on

Hey hey there baby
Welcome to the big girl world

Are you afraid of the dark
What the lights go down?
Monsters under your bed creep silent
Don't make a sound
Clean your plate and eat your vegetables
Grown up life is not so terrible

Hey, hey there baby
Hey, hey little baby
Hey there, you fucking baby

Welcome to the big girl world.
Track Name: The Dudikoffs - Dudikoff
A fight
Tonight
For life not bragging rights
Some asshole's yelling sweep the leg and put him in a body bag
They train
In vain
They must be insane
To think they stand a chance against the Private First Class

Because Dudikoff will kick their ass
No questions asked so sit right back
You won't believe your eyes
As your heroes meet their demise

Cuz Norris is a bitch and the fist under his chin yeah came courtesy of Dudikoff the American Ninja
David Carradine was a sad Kung Fu master and he knew he couldn't hang unless he's swinging from a rafter
Bruce Lee who? he's just a flashy paraplegic he'll be eating through a straw after a Dudikoff spin kick
And he'll never do the splits as cute as Van Damme but he'll mop the fucking floor with him and Jackie Chan
At the same time!
Dudikoff!