Pubic Monsters / Undercover Zirconians

by Undercover Monsters / Pubic Zirconians

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released May 25, 2013

Undercover Monsters are Ty, Jeff, Emily, and The David

Pubic Zircornians are Will Fister, Ali Chabooger, Brock Lee, Duke O'Kane, and Drew Peacock

*Tracks 1, 3, and 5 by Undercover Monsters
Recorded at Mind Control Studio in Riverside, CA
Produced, Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Andy Burris

*Tracks 2, 4, and 6 by Pubic Zirconians
Recorded at Dog Run Studios in Riverside, CA
Mixed and Mastered by Justin Fraker and Kyle Borwick

Layout by David "The David" Alarcón

Courtesy of Super Homie Friends Records

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Lines have been drawn. Choose your sides wisely. Make enemies and ugly babies. All Chiefs, No Indians.

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Track Name: Undercover Monsters - Black Lung
Got nothing to more or less
Something to pull right out of my chest
I can't really runaway or make problems go away
5 bucks makes me feel like less a mess

Black lung
I need it more than you can ever think
Black lung
Keeps me fucking sane and off the brink
Black lung
Breathing in and out all that filth
Black lung
The only one you're fucking is yourself

Let them play their boring games
Let's all talk some shit and call them names
Don't take face at first glace, I will always take a chance
Same old day to day is fucking lame

Black lung
I need it more than you can ever think
Black lung
Keeps me fucking sane and off the brink
Black lung
Breathing in and out all that filth
Black lung
The only one you're fucking is yourself
Track Name: Pubic Zirconians - I Choose Drugs
You're such a wreck,
Addicted to meth,
You're flirting with death,
You got no teeth left,
I still have hope,
The girl that I know,
Would somehow wake and be Miss Incredible,

I gave it my all,
Everything that I had,
To make it work,
It's just so fucking sad,
But now it's on you,
The balls in your court,
It's us or it's drugs,
So make your fucking choice!

I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!

It's easy to say,
That the choice is made for me,
I hope it stinks,
On the street that you choose to sleep,
Subsequently, don't come knocking,
Don't come looking for shit from me,

Well......

I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!
I choose drugs!
Track Name: Undercover Monsters - Walter
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Tumor inside blew up inside,
Walter didn't take the long walk

He's been dragging me down for almost 20 years,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Made a lot of noise and he pissed in my closet,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
With his beading little eyes,
And his fucked up stupid face,
It was no suprise only mother cried,
When her special boy died

Walter didn't take the long walk,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Tumor inside blew up inside,
Walter didn't take the long walk

Always strutting around like he's Number One,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Bad attitude, didn't like anybody,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Never went outside and he slept all goddamn day,
It was no surprise only mother cried,
When her special boy died

Walter didn't take the long walk,
Walter didn't take the long walk,
Tumor inside blew up inside,
Faced death alone on the day he died
Walter didn't take the long walk
Track Name: Pubic Zirconians - Left Hook
All my friends are telling me,
That they see you on the scene,
Messing with some other guy,
But I don't believe it,
So I stare in the eye,
Look at me,
You start to cry,
Scream at you to tell me why,
But you just deny it

Right cross to my pride,
Right cross to my pride,
Right cross to my pride,
And left hook to my heart

No I feel like such a fool,
All those times I trusted you,
Said you're hanging with your girls,
Where the fuck you going?

Now I see it everyday,
From my eyes, won't go away,
Images stuck in my brain,
Ego bruised and beaten

Right cross to my pride,
Right cross to my pride,
Right cross to my pride,
And left hook to my heart
Track Name: Undercover Monsters - I Don't Care About You
Don't worry, babydoll,
You got it going on, you got it going on,
You're better than this place,
You knew it all along, you knew it all along,

Did it all just to shut you up,
Bending backwards was easy enough,
I'll be fine, don't you worry about me,
Because I don't care about you,
You might be coming in peace but you're leaving in pieces

Don't worry, babydoll,
You got it all wrong, you got it all wrong,
So glad that you are gone,
I'll be moving on, I'll be moving on,

Did it all just to shut you up,
Bending backwards was easy enough,
I'll be fine, don't you worry about me,
Because I don't care about you,
You might be coming in peace but you're leaving in pieces
Track Name: Pubic Zirconians - Chatsworth
You have some big tits,
No doubt,
You think you can do better than Nebraska,
You let me check 'em out,
I squeezed!
You do anything to get out of Nebraska,
You came to see the Z,
Of course,
Knowing damn well we're from Southern California,
There's where you want to be,
In porn,
To be the Queen of Double Penetration

Never in a million years I would fall for you,
But something in your eyes and tits make me want for you,
I want to make you mine but if you give me time,
You might feel the same way,
But you just roll your eyes and act like nevermind
And say, "Are we almost there yet?"

Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth

Never in a million years I would fall for you,
But something in your eyes and tits make me want for you,
I want to make you mine but if you give me time,
You might feel the same way,
But you just roll your eyes and act like nevermind
And say, "Are we almost there yet?"

Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Whoa, oh, oh
All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth

All she wants is to hitch a ride to Chatsworth
Track Name: Pubic Zirconians - I Don't Wanna (Bonus Track)
Girl, you knew I had a family,
What we had, it was a little fling,
Now I see you everywhere I go,
Text me non stop, you're at every show

I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you

Putting pictures in my mailbox,
Hang your panties from my work truck,
Can't you see your just the sport fuck,
Face it, girl, you're just the office slut

I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you

Stop! Stop! Stop!
Before you ruin everything, girl
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Before you ruin everything, girl
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Before you ruin everything, girl

Cause

I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
I don't wanna be with, I don't be with you
Track Name: Bonsai! - Antibionics (Bonus Track)
Since I'm not a robot,
I'm sick with what I got,
Everybody stinks and everybody freaks out,
Everybody rots,
I see a picture of a robotic spine,
And I think out loud and say, "Why is that not mine?"
I want it oh so badly,
Nah, I need it fucking madly.
Track Name: Pubic Zirconians - Done Deal (Bonus Track)
Go ahead, girls, call me an asshole,
Don't like the subject to be talked about,
Already 36,
Haven't found a husband yet,
At the bar, with your friends
Acting like you're so damn picky

One shot,
You won't even talk to me,
Two shots,
Now you find me interesting,
Three shots,
Now you can't take your hands off of me,
Four shots,
It's a done deal

Ok, girls, now here's the good news,
Some stupid dick will knock you up,
He don't want no kids,
Courts will make him pay for it,
At the bar, with your friends,
Masking all your own desperation

One shot,
You won't even talk to me,
Two shots,
Now you find me interesting,
Three shots,
Now you can't take your hands off of me,
Four shots,
It's a done deal
Track Name: Bonsai! - September (Bonus Track)
Your lies sit right in front of me,
Each one spelled out digitally,
You deny yourself entirely, Have you fooled yourself?
Cause you sure aint fooling me,
If i chose to believe, all the thing that I am questioning,
Then life would be just fine.
But it not right to lead me to a false truth and say that's the best you can do,
And then expect that I'm going to be alright half the time.